In no particular order...
100...when you have a dishwasher you need more spoons to put in it
99-the good tasting stuff is the worst for you
98 - caveat to #99: cold water on a hot summer day
97 - another caveat: fruit in foreign countries
96 - you work to remember the important stuff, but easily recall the useless info like 'how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop'
95 - no one really knows the answer to #96, it's variable on how big your tongue is, how much saliva you produce, and if you like tootsie pops in the first place
94- a place used to get clean (shower) gets pretty dirty
93 - the country with greatest wealth has increased health problems and greatest debt
92 - kids pick the pots and pans over the twirling lightup toys 8/10 times
91 - for being a greatly connected people group (technology) we have a greatly disconnected relationship trend (divorce)
90 - how did they get the tootsie in the tootsie pop?
89 - similarly how do they get the ham inside the chicken in chicken cordon bleu?
88 - speaking of...how did He get all the intestines to fit inside us...have you ever stretched those out...very long
87 - how do you get a song out of your head?
86 - why is it always the songs you don't like that get stuck there
85 - it seems when preparing to go to a place where people live off so little we prepare, pay so much to do it
84 - the littlest trinkets carry the greatest values
83 - who said you had to wear deoderant and shower every day anyhow
82 - 100 is a lot isn't it
81 - the things we like the most are the easiest to do
80 - the people we love the most are the easiest to hurt
79 - we pay more for organic
78 - it's easier to express care for an animal than a human being
77 - words are easy to say when actions are hard
76 - conversely actions are easy to do when words are hard to find
75 - pictures can take you back to a time and place you would otherwise have forgotten about
74 - dejavu
73 - the best dance movies always have the worst acting
72 - singers often think they should act, why?
71 - papercuts hurt a lot
70 - 60 sounds younger the closer you get to it
69 - after watching sports on tv you think you can do that
68 - Christmas lights are only up for a month
67 - 50 feels warm in winter and cold in summer
65 - pizza is better cold the second time around
64 - phrases like 'if ya know what I mean' make any statement funny
63 - I went shopping today, if ya know what I mean
62 - some people will criticize you no matter what
61 - some people will love you no matter what
60 - some people always talk about others to you
59 - ever wonder what they say about you when you're not there to talk about people to? yeah, me too
58 - nerves regenerate at the rate of 1mm/day
57 - hair grows at the rate of 1/2 in./month
56 - they play halves in college ball, but quarters at other levels
55 - airlines charge for checked baggage
54 - greetings sound better in Spanish
53 - why do refs wear black and white stripes
52 - it's totally acceptable to good game a player on the court, but do it in the foyer at church...not so much
51 - it only bugged about 10% of the 40% of readers who noticed I skipped number 66
50 - I titled this 100, but am only delivering 50...just multiply it times 2 okay;)
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